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Seriously, Not Really

by Young Lithgow

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Welcome to the wild wild west where everyone's as fake as silicone in your chest you're a red carpet slave you'll do anything they say you quit college gonna follow your dreams you're waiting for the callback but your phone never rings you're calling up Mom and Dad can I borrow a couple grand? And then you wake up and you're an overnight sensation the right time, the right place, the right amount of patience TMZ posted pictures of you drinking on vacation and every single stations got your single on rotation because your spotlight's brighter than the sun yeah you just popped five Vicodin yeah your spotlight's brighter than the sun yeah yeah Hey kid you're a celebrity on your way to the top you're the hollywood queen hey everybody's screaming your name and taking your picture get your 15 minutes of fame You're a rock and roll star still got the heroin stuck in your arm when you're hollow inside all you can see is the Hollywood sign if you cant make it here you'll never make it anywhere if there's anything left you managers taking his 20% waiting tables for rent you're bumming me out like a wet cigarette if you can't make it here you'll never make it anywhere Hey kid you're a celebrity on your way to the top you're the hollywood queen hey everybody's screaming your name and taking your picture get your 15 minutes of fame Hey kid you're addicted to drugs you lost all your money and you're falling apart hey kid you're a shooting star but your time is up you had your 15 minutes of fame if you can't make it here you'll never make it anywhere
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I don't want to watch you walk away picking my jaw off the floor painted on skinny jeans you got me all locked up like a criminal baby I cant catch my breath need my inhaler dont stop now take it back down I'll lay my mack down keep taking off your night gown young lithgow believes in miracles your sexy thing you got that wobbledy wobbeldy girl Calendar pants I'm losing my mind one month at a time don't know what to say you got booty for days I don't want to wait until midnight I'm chasing you up the stairs you got me so caught up like that usher song gotta make a move babe to get you in the mood yeah don't stop now take it back down I'll lay my mack now to get you in the sack now young lithgow believes in miracles your sexy thing you got that wobbledy wobbeldy girl Calendar pants I'm losing my mind one month at a time don't know what to say you got booty for days
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yeah young lithie on the mic don't be afraid cuz I'm old and white I've been partying since you was just a tyke and your moms was trying to teach you how to ride your bike yeah but that don't matter now as long as everybody knows we putting in down you dont even have to worry this a hell of a crowd ain't nobody discriminating cuz it isnt allowed I see you sittin on your biscuit are you willing to risk it we got a can of cheese and box of triscuits grab a drink or double fist it hey man I just wanna be friends but life's a waterslide where you die at the end if our universe imploded at a quarter to ten don't you wanna be getting down? Let's get this party started hot, like its flame retardant yeah you know we back from the bar fill ya bathtub with pinot noir got deep cups like d cup bras got more junk than junks got drawers well how you like me now everybody in the club say youth lithgow come pour that champagne in my mouth tonight I'm gonna turn your liver inside girl and you can turn off your phone tonight we're going analog you can take a mental picture keep it up in your brain but dude I wanna post it to my facebook page you dont have to brag and check in you dont have to tag all your friends dont be a slave to comments and likes tonight we're gonna do this thing in real life Let's get this party started hot, like its flame retardant
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I'll never drink again feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head I'll never drink again except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends Woke up this morning can't remember what I did last night just had a flashback last night was fucking legendary I met you in a club in the town that you were from we went out to your car and made out for a while then I met your friends I was inappropriate you asked me where I went to school and what music I was into I like punk rock and commercial hip hop and I never had a drink that I didn't like we got so high I thought that we would die now I'm here praying to a porcelain god I'll never drink again feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head I'll never drink again except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends I think this hangover is gonna get the best of me I'm not responsible enough to drink responsibly theres another party right down the street and I got dance moves that you never seen bunch of frat guys got into a fight because they're full of testosterone and miller light then I got kicked but I'm a pacifist so I said that we should bounce and go back to my house we got so high I thought that we could fly now I'm here praying to a porcelain god I'll never drink again feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head I'll never drink again except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends except tonight I'm going out I'll never drink again feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head I'll never drink again except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends I'll probably never see again I'll never drink again I'll never drink again Except tonight I'm going out

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released March 24, 2017

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