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Previously On
00:18
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15 Minutes of Fame
03:30
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Welcome to the wild wild west
where everyone's as fake as silicone in your chest
you're a red carpet slave you'll do anything they say
you quit college gonna follow your dreams
you're waiting for the callback but your phone never rings
you're calling up Mom and Dad
can I borrow a couple grand?
And then you wake up and you're an overnight sensation
the right time, the right place, the right amount of patience
TMZ posted pictures of you drinking on vacation
and every single stations got your single on rotation
because your spotlight's brighter than the sun yeah
you just popped five Vicodin yeah
your spotlight's brighter than the sun yeah yeah
Hey kid you're a celebrity
on your way to the top
you're the hollywood queen
hey everybody's screaming your name
and taking your picture get your 15 minutes of fame
You're a rock and roll star
still got the heroin stuck in your arm
when you're hollow inside all you can see is the Hollywood sign
if you cant make it here
you'll never make it anywhere
if there's anything left you managers taking his 20%
waiting tables for rent you're bumming me out like a wet cigarette
if you can't make it here
you'll never make it anywhere
Hey kid you're a celebrity
on your way to the top
you're the hollywood queen
hey everybody's screaming your name
and taking your picture get your 15 minutes of fame
Hey kid you're addicted to drugs
you lost all your money and you're falling apart
hey kid you're a shooting star
but your time is up you had your 15 minutes of fame
if you can't make it here
you'll never make it anywhere
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I don't want to watch you walk away
picking my jaw off the floor
painted on skinny jeans
you got me all locked up like a criminal
baby I cant catch my breath need my inhaler
dont stop now take it back down
I'll lay my mack down keep taking off your night gown
young lithgow believes in miracles
your sexy thing you got that wobbledy wobbeldy girl
Calendar pants I'm losing my mind
one month at a time
don't know what to say
you got booty for days
I don't want to wait until midnight
I'm chasing you up the stairs
you got me so caught up
like that usher song
gotta make a move babe to get you in the mood yeah
don't stop now take it back down
I'll lay my mack now to get you in the sack now
young lithgow believes in miracles
your sexy thing you got that wobbledy wobbeldy girl
Calendar pants I'm losing my mind
one month at a time
don't know what to say
you got booty for days
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Flame Retardant
02:21
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yeah young lithie on the mic
don't be afraid cuz I'm old and white
I've been partying since you was just a tyke
and your moms was trying to teach you
how to ride your bike yeah
but that don't matter now
as long as everybody knows we putting in down
you dont even have to worry this a hell of a crowd
ain't nobody discriminating cuz it isnt allowed
I see you sittin on your biscuit
are you willing to risk it
we got a can of cheese and box of triscuits
grab a drink or double fist it
hey man I just wanna be friends
but life's a waterslide where you die at the end
if our universe imploded at a quarter to ten
don't you wanna be getting down?
Let's get this party started hot, like its flame retardant
yeah you know we back from the bar
fill ya bathtub with pinot noir
got deep cups like d cup bras
got more junk than junks got drawers
well how you like me now
everybody in the club say youth lithgow
come pour that champagne in my mouth
tonight I'm gonna turn your liver inside girl
and you can turn off your phone
tonight we're going analog
you can take a mental picture keep it up in your brain
but dude I wanna post it to my facebook page
you dont have to brag and check in
you dont have to tag all your friends
dont be a slave to comments and likes
tonight we're gonna do this thing in real life
Let's get this party started hot, like its flame retardant
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I'll Never Drink Again
03:44
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I'll never drink again
feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head
I'll never drink again
except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends
Woke up this morning can't remember what I did last night
just had a flashback last night was fucking legendary
I met you in a club in the town that you were from
we went out to your car and made out for a while
then I met your friends I was inappropriate
you asked me where I went to school and what music I was into
I like punk rock and commercial hip hop
and I never had a drink that I didn't like
we got so high I thought that we would die
now I'm here praying to a porcelain god
I'll never drink again
feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head
I'll never drink again
except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends
I think this hangover is gonna get the best of me
I'm not responsible enough to drink responsibly
theres another party right down the street
and I got dance moves that you never seen
bunch of frat guys got into a fight
because they're full of testosterone and miller light
then I got kicked but I'm a pacifist
so I said that we should bounce and go back to my house
we got so high I thought that we could fly
now I'm here praying to a porcelain god
I'll never drink again
feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head
I'll never drink again
except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends
except tonight I'm going out
I'll never drink again
feels like my livers in a blender and a hammers in my head
I'll never drink again
except tonight I'm going out tonight to meet a couple friends
I'll probably never see again
I'll never drink again
I'll never drink again
Except tonight I'm going out
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